Click on the   next to the one you think to be the lie. Keep going 'til you get it right.

No. 1
I was valedictorian of my high school class.
Nope, why is that so hard to believe? No. 1 of 75, East Prairie, MO class of '76.
In two years of high school varsity basketball, I scored a total of 12 points. 
Correct, that's a lie. I never even played basketball - just another dorky white guy who couldn't jump.
I describe myself as a passive aggressive smarty-pants. 
No, that pretty much sums it up.


No. 2
I play classical piano. 
Busted. I'm not even sure what that means.
I was born on the same day, same year as the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. 
No, that's true - and a proud day in my life when I found that out.
I voted for George W. Bush, twice. 
True story, and that's all I have to say about that.


No. 3
My father fought in WWI. 
Nope, that's true. Born in 1895, and 63 years of age when I was born.
I drive a pickup truck. 
'04 GMC Sierra.
I was an Art Major before switching to Engineering. 
You are correct. My artistic ability is only surpassed by my athletic ability (witness the slip-and-slide incident).


No. 4
My second car is a 64 1/2 Mustang. 
Not true, but a boy can dream can't he?
I once had a part-time job as a police dispatcher. 
No, that's true - while in high school, East Prairie, MO PD.
I have over 2500 ashtrays in my basement. 
Sadly, that's a true story.