Click on the next to the one you think to be the lie. Keep going 'til you get it right.
No. 1
I was valedictorian of my high school class.
Nope, why is that so hard to believe? No. 1 of 75, East Prairie, MO class of '76.
In two years of high school varsity basketball, I scored a total of 12 points.
Correct, that's a lie. I never even played basketball - just another dorky white guy who couldn't jump.
I describe myself as a passive aggressive smarty-pants.
No, that pretty much sums it up.
No. 2
I play classical piano.
Busted. I'm not even sure what that means.
I was born on the same day, same year as the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
No, that's true - and a proud day in my life when I found that out.
I voted for George W. Bush, twice.
True story, and that's all I have to say about that.
No. 3
My father fought in WWI.
Nope, that's true. Born in 1895, and 63 years of age when I was born.
I drive a pickup truck.
'04 GMC Sierra.
I was an Art Major before switching to Engineering.
You are correct. My artistic ability is only surpassed by my athletic ability (witness the slip-and-slide incident).
No. 4
My second car is a 64 1/2 Mustang.
Not true, but a boy can dream can't he?
I once had a part-time job as a police dispatcher.
No, that's true - while in high school, East Prairie, MO PD.
I have over 2500 ashtrays in my basement.
Sadly, that's a true story.